He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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