billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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