New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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