woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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