Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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