that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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