Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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