then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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