I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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