He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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