Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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