I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
barbara walters just said penis...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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