Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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