I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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