it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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