Duck Duck Cougar?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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