flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
