the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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