just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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