So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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