the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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