I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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