I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just want nice things and good sex
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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