I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Damn victory sex feels great
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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