is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Help. Why am I so naked?
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