I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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