Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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