Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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