I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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