Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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