Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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