so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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