yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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