is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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