we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Can't talk, ducks in the car
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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