Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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