Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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