Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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