dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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