I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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