Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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