I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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