Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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