No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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