What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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