my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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