I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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