absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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