Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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