Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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