Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
