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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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