I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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