I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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